So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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this was literally only like a week apart and it snowed so much last night and the skys so bright now i thought the bell tower was floating this morning

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let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

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My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

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So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?






girl on the left is physically repelled from him

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So I don’t really ship it but this is a really cute picture

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Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

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The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

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The truth is, you are a thug that doesn’t care about anyone or anything but yourself.

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y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists


he can’t build a castle out of what he can’t find

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writing seems so easy until you start writing

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@thepiscesyourmotherwarnedabout is a #professional

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They opened a Starbucks across the street from the Fine Arts Building. Talk about good marketing. #starbucks

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